Campaign Builder
- Booting up...
- Crawling website...
- Deconstructing HTML...
- Analyzing results...
- Smoothinating gradient...
- Building brand identity...
- Employing PhDs...
- Defining ideal audience...
- Listening to, like, a million podcasts...
- Pondering orbs...
- Scrolling timeline...
- Matching shows...
- Rubbing temples...
- Reticulating splines...
- Assigning ranks...
- Pinging database...
- Updating firmware (do not unplug!)...
- Fancifying HTML...
- Composing score...
- Breathing deeply...